sorry again for the disappearance. it's time for all my midterms! so far, they've gone okay. could've gone better, but i'm still passing v well, and they're breadths anyway so i don't really care that much.
with that out of the way............... I HAVE A BAD QUESTION.
what would you do if you swapped bodies with your fave idol?
LIKE RIGHT NOW. ALL OF A SUDDEN. THE PLANETS AND STARS ALIGNED IN WAYS NO ONE COULD COMPREHEND AND YOU BLINK AND REALIZE YOU ARE SOMEONE ELSE. what would you do.................. *cut to that one "jungkook you aren't being reasonable rn" post*
honestly. i don't know what i'd do at all. i'd probably try to call my own phone / email myself / LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE to get his attention first. then we can figure out a plan, somehow. literally continents away. but how would we overcome the language barrier? maybe through the same magic that swapped our bodies, we could understand each other somehow...
doesn't stop me from being royally screwed over, though. how am i supposed to act like a 40 yr old industry veteran??? maybe he'd be nice enough to walk me through it? idk... fingers crossed he has absolutely nothing planned (no chance but i can dream) because i do NOT want to ruin his career and projects overnight. finance and music theory crash course, ig.
or, if we swapped bodies at the same age (like i get transported back to 2005)... ok wait i think that'd get too confusing. how am i supposed to swap back to a self that doesn't even exist yet??? the email doesn't exist, or my phone number (ok well that probs does but it isn't mine), and my family and friends don't...??????? magic? again? magic solves everything..........
that doesn't mean he'd have a totally awesome time either, though. poor guy would have to go back to school and TAKE MY MIDTERMS???? i feel as if it would be really funny if it happened in a tv show (some weird little montage thing where i try to tutor him in a matter of hours on everything i've learned in three months), but irl i know it would be so stressful. i'm stressed just imagining it.
so, yeah. really not well-formed in my mind. it would be chaotic, is all i can say for sure. what about you guys? what would you do?
in other news. i've been thinking of making a new theme for the murasaki diaries. everything else is, i might as well~ (you get a new layout! you get a new layout! and you get a new layout! everyone gets a new layout!!!!!!!!!!!!)
sotd: coursing from homestuck

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hi eugene!! no need to be sorry, i understand completely! i'm glad to hear you're doing well in school :D
THE JUNGKOOK TWEET OMGG 😠honestly, for this situation... i would switch bodies with him. i'd probably try to call my own phone or text myself as well, and the language barrier probably wouldn't be too bad bc his english is very good.
but still, there's the comeback and a million other things to think about. i'm sure he would be kind enough to help with that. and i could help him do my schoolwork.. maybe.
then i would immediately have to start singing bc why not. i could probably get sneak peeks of the album hehehe. and then dance practice ig?? i'd be terrified of hoseok, but since i'm in jungkook's body, maybe i'd still be an amazing dancer. magic will solve everything~!!!
then ofc, there's the good fans and the bad fans. i hear people are being really cruel to him rn, especially k-netizens. so, i'd have to do like he does and wait until like 3-4am when most of them are asleep.
after all this, i know i'd be absolutely exhausted. i may never get to attend a concert or anything, but at least jungkook knows i exist now.
oooh a new layout, how exciting~! i can't wait to see when it's done!!! :D
thank u naraaaaaa ã… ã…
every time i think of the switching bodies trope that's the first thing that pops in my mind.................. i feel that it'd be so accurate, though.
OOOOOOOO SPOILERSSSSSS u're on a mission, i respect that deeply eep >:3 it would be so cool to sing in their voices, tho. make them sing gee again for all we care EEP. and YES!!!! magic will solve everything............
i'm sure if everything goes well n we can switch back without problems to return to, they'll be very nice about it. from what i understand jaejoong's rather patient as well. perhaps they'll get us concert tickets~? EHEHEHEHEHEHE.
eep, still working on it!!! but the weekend is coming up so i'll def have ~plany off time~..........
hope u have a fun weekend nara :3
hello eugeneeee!! it's so nice to hear that your midterms are going well~! you got this!!! *waves lightsticks in support from afar*
i keep forgetting jaejoong is 40yo... he literally still looks like he's in his 20s, that vampire fr.
okay, i shall continue from the outfit question and go w luhan again!!! first thing i'd do is put him in that ice prince fit and take a million cool pics (bcuz obviously). then you'd think i'd try to contact him? nope. i'll just write everything in a mysterious journal like some cryptic stylist. i might be overthinking but... how would he even access my locked devices?? telepathy?? it would be cool if i could talk to him with telepathy. hmm. anyway, i'd leave my contact info and my site somewhere so he can thank me later for the fire pics :3 but other than that, I'd fail acting like him and would def ruin his schedule. more damage on his rep than mine, lol.
YAYAYAYAY FOR A NEW LAYOUT!!!!!!!! so excited >:3
thank u koiiii :3 i will perform my very best, i promise! (also ikr???? it's so not fair............. ã… ã… )
ASDKHFASJKF KOI HELPPPPPP burning all the bridges???? i respect taking the opportunity to have the most awesome photoshoot, though. esp if u have a big magazine photoshoot and can choose your own outfits... it would be like the style savvy question all over again, but with soul switch shenanigans. now that you mention it, if i happen to stay in jaejoong's body long enough, i'd make sure he grew out his hair EEP. getting the fluffy hair back, trust.
(that "hmm" in response to the idea of telepathy.............. what does that meannnnnnnn..... O_o)
OMGGGGG JAEJOONG WITH LONG HAIR!!!! i really hope he grows it out this year, he'd look so good :0
(BWAHHAHAHAHAH i swear that's the "me thinking 'that's not so bad'" hmm.)
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